In rhyme and illustration, we see Piggies gather for a hootenanny, and are introduced to the instruments of the piggy band.
There may be rhyme but there is little reason for the piggy hootenanny. The illustrations are cute but, other than naming a few instruments, there is little for a young mind that could not be better obtained elsewhere.
In a flurry of irrelevant events at "boating school", SpongeBob and his incompetent friend argue, and then reconcile to save an incubating egg.
SpongeBob takes his friend Patrick Starfish to boating school. Patrick has no idea how to behave. They fight and end up in detention. While there, the heat lamp to an incubating egg fails. They team up to replace it, saving the egg and gaining some praise from the teacher. The story is inappropriately padded with nonsense as 'kid' entertainment, e.g. an underwater breakfast of toast(!) and age-inappropriate references to blank-slate minds, Forrest Gump etc.